I can kick your ass at yarn

If you try to one up me with your knowledge of expensive yarns and fancy stores, I will ask you about distribution and ethical business practices. If you try to impress me with your expensive fibre, I will ask you about tencel strength and crimp. If you want to try to get me with your fancy wheels, I will use all the proper terms that describe the anatomy of the wheel. I can kick your ass at yarn. If you are nice, not pushy or nosey or name dropy, if you don't listen in on my conversations with friends and try to tell me 'the way it is', then I won't get so crazed on my blog.